Minotaur Paladin

This morning I painted miniatures and asked a potential DM to allow me to be a Minataur paladin. My wife CC'd me on the e-mail and under the excitement of him allowing her to be a Elf Bard he asked if I would want to a Ranger Archer.

No sir I would not want to be a Ranger Archer.

That sounds horrible.

He does not know my opinion.

I have yet to e-mail him.

He lives in Inwood.

That's an hour by subway from Park Slope.

I like playing a paladin when I "roll"play, I don't know why. If I explored the concept it may bring up my upbringing as a catholic. Or maybe internally I am a raging conservative who believes no rule shall ever be broken.

I break rules all the time. Or maybe break is to strong of a term. I bend rules all the time. I like to find work arounds.

Like being a 400 pound 7 foot tall Minotaur paladin, fuck maybe being a 400 pound 7 foot tall Minotaur ranger archer would be cool to but I think he bow might break when I hit people with it.